Title: See The Love There That's Sleeping
Rating: MA. That means angsty not-worksafe Archer/Rin love.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 7,038
Warning/s: Heaven's Feel spoilers, and a lot of them too. I don't think anyone should feel too lost, though.
Summary: The day had started out so normally. Who would have thought tonight everything would change?
Dedication: For rianax, who leaves the loveliest reviews and sends me Discworld, yet I have tragically not written a thing for before. No more!
A/N: Done for the 30_lemons challenge number 20. First Timers, or, "Yes! I'm Finally Getting Some!", also known by it’s secret title “First Timers, or “This challenge was designed specifically to turn Yuurei’s brain into mush, because it forces her to write angsty sex and she SUCKS at it.” =____= More (long-ass) notes to follow after the fic.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my personal lj.

( I don't know why nobody told you/how to unfold you love/I don't know how someone controlled you/they bought you and sold you )

yukari_rin, the package you and your super-special awesome mom sent got here. I was completely blown away by your amazing generousity, as well as incredibley good timing, given that my house is freezing at night because it's on a raised foundation. So thank you, thank you, thank you, a thousand times over from both me and my little sis. <33333 Of course a thank you note will be forthcoming, but I wanted something a little quicker for the moment.


*LURVES HER LONG TIME, BUT HAS HER WARM GLOW OF HAPPINESS SLIGHTLY DIMMED BY...*

plot!bunny: Hiiiiiiiii~~~Didja miss me?
Yuurei: No.
plot!bunny: *pouts* How mean!
Yuurei: Listen, I have stuff to do, I need to get started on the next chapter of Crossing The Universe, I have to find a way to get out of jury duty...
plot!bunny: I'm not going to do anything...much.
Yuurei: What?
plot!bunny: Nothing, nothing! Say, that commercial for The Golden Compass looked really cool, huh?
Yuurei: Yeah, it did, actually.
plot!bunny: Do you know what would be awesome? A F/SN crossover featuring Rin as one of those sexy immortal witches!
Yuurei: *eye twitch*
plot!bunny: And Archer would be an aeronaut or something, and Rin would save his life, and after much hawt banter they'd have angsty, I-love-you-but-we-can't-be-together-because-one-of-us-is-going-to-really-really-really-live-longer-than-the-other sex!
Yuurei: ARGHSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!! *clutches head*
plot!bunny: And it turns out they're the parents of Serafina Pekkala! That would be a nice touch, yes?
Yuurei: *twitches again, brings out The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
plot!bunny: Run away!
Yuurei: ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [plot!bunny: Just skip a bit!]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
plot!bunny: *is still running*
Yuurei: One! Two! Five!
plot!bunny: Three, idiot!
Yuurei: *glares* Three! *tosses*
[huge offscreen explosion]
plot!bunny: I...still...live!
Yuurei: Damn.

Also, for those of you that care, I re-edited the last chapter of Crossing The Universe to almost triple its original length. Hopefully the new additions will help people feel less lost.

Title: Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Rating: MA. That means sex, boys and girls! Or at least it would if there WAS sex in this chapter, and not just Archer thinking really, really hard about it.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 1648
Warning/s: Some minor Heaven's Feel spoilers.
Summary: Of practically its own volition, Archer's gaze whipped back to the open bathroom window.
Dedication: To anonymous_proxy, because it's been a while since I've dedicated something to you. Sorry it had to be this. *cowers apologetically*
A/N: Done for my Archer x Rin 30_lemons challenge, using prompt 21. Alone Time, or, "When I Think About You, I Touch Myself". I'm truly, truly sorry about the title of this chapter, but frankly it's going to take a stronger willed person than me to NOT go for the Across The Universe song with the most suggestive title when doing a theme based on, um...well, choose your own euphemism. =_____= Although I ended up sticking to the theme without having to resort to Archer..relieving his frustration. I'd thank God for this, but I have a feeling this was more the work of Satan.

And yes, I realize this is the second 30_lemons claim I've done, and Archer and Rin still have yet to actually have sex in any meaningful (i.e., lengthy and descriptive) way. Will fix that with chapter 3~!

Note: Re-edited, since I wasn’t happy with my original finished product. Hopefully, the additions will help with the confusion of people who aren’t all that familiar with the Heaven’s Feel route.
Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my personal lj.

( Of practically its own volition, Archer's gaze whipped back to the open bathroom window. )

Title: I've Just Seen A Face
Rating: MA. That means sex, boys and girls!
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 954
Warning/s: Nothing for the moment, but Heaven's Feel spoilers are coming in later chapters.
Summary: His face is never clear.
Dedication: To yukari_rin. Think of this as a pre-birthday(or as I call it, "Christmas In October") present, warming you up for the actual gift. *blows kiss*
A/N: Done for my Archer x Rin 30_lemons challenge, using prompt 1: "Anonymity, or, "Taken by the Faceless Stranger". I'm planning on using all 30 themes as part of an interconnected story based on an alternate take on the Heaven's Feel(Sakura's) route of the game Fate/Stay Night. Chronologically, this chapter takes place some years after the end of the game. I promise the inevitable questions (i.e., how Archer is there at all) will be answered in upcoming chapters. I've been on an Across The Universe kick lately, so the overall story is being called a slight variation on that, and each chapter will be titled using lyrics from the movie songs. I'm a huge dork, I know, and really sorry if this causes any undue confusion.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my personal lj.

( His face is never clear. )