yukari_rin, the package you and your super-special awesome mom sent got here. I was completely blown away by your amazing generousity, as well as incredibley good timing, given that my house is freezing at night because it's on a raised foundation. So thank you, thank you, thank you, a thousand times over from both me and my little sis. <33333 Of course a thank you note will be forthcoming, but I wanted something a little quicker for the moment.
*LURVES HER LONG TIME, BUT HAS HER WARM GLOW OF HAPPINESS SLIGHTLY DIMMED BY...*
plot!bunny: Hiiiiiiiii~~~Didja miss me?
Yuurei: No.
plot!bunny: *pouts* How mean!
Yuurei: Listen, I have stuff to do, I need to get started on the next chapter of Crossing The Universe, I have to find a way to get out of jury duty...
plot!bunny: I'm not going to do anything...
much.
Yuurei: What?
plot!bunny: Nothing, nothing! Say, that commercial for The Golden Compass looked really cool, huh?
Yuurei: Yeah, it did, actually.
plot!bunny: Do you know what would be awesome? A F/SN crossover featuring Rin as one of those sexy immortal witches!
Yuurei: *eye twitch*
plot!bunny: And Archer would be an aeronaut or something, and Rin would save his life, and after much hawt banter they'd have angsty, I-love-you-but-we-can't-be-together-beca
use-one-of-us-is-going-to-really-really-r
eally-live-longer-than-the-other sex!
Yuurei: ARGHSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!! *clutches head*
plot!bunny: And it turns out they're the parents of Serafina Pekkala! That would be a nice touch, yes?
Yuurei: *twitches again, brings out
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
plot!bunny: Run away!
Yuurei: ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [plot!bunny: Just skip a bit!]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
plot!bunny: *is still running*
Yuurei: One! Two! Five!
plot!bunny: Three, idiot!
Yuurei: *glares* Three! *tosses*
[huge offscreen explosion]
plot!bunny: I...still...live!
Yuurei: Damn.
Also, for those of you that care, I re-edited the last chapter of
Crossing The Universe to almost triple its original length. Hopefully the new additions will help people feel less lost.